On the subway, a bum with one leg was standing next to me... Lost his balance and knocked me over in the process. A (handsome) man in a suit helped pull him back up. If this was a real sitcom, that man would have helped me up, checked to see if I was ok, and we'd be going out in the near future... But alas this is real life and all he did was look at me to confirm I was ok with a nod and exited at the next stop.
Just a typical Monday morning in the life of Lyn.
[story of my life]
Monday, May 12, 2014
Friday, May 9, 2014
Kaiser
In the Kaiser waiting room.
Nurse: Senor Castillo, we are ready for you
Me: *looks around, no one else is in the waiting room except me...*
I got my tetanus shot in my arm and it was SORE. sore sore sore. I went to work that night.
A: *grabs my arm, right where my shot is* Lyn!! I haven't seen you in so long!! I've missed you! *continues to shake me*
Me: OWWWWW, my tetanus shot *lifts sleeve to show bandaid and swollen area*
Nurse: Senor Castillo, we are ready for you
Me: *looks around, no one else is in the waiting room except me...*
I got my tetanus shot in my arm and it was SORE. sore sore sore. I went to work that night.
A: *grabs my arm, right where my shot is* Lyn!! I haven't seen you in so long!! I've missed you! *continues to shake me*
Me: OWWWWW, my tetanus shot *lifts sleeve to show bandaid and swollen area*
Smashed
My poor poor index fingers have been to hell and back.
Scene 1:
Walked into a patient's room. The doors at my hospital are HEAVY, like lead door heavy. The entire door smashed my left hand's index finger and instantly a million blot clots appeared on my finger.
Me: Sorry, I'll be right back
Parent: Ok
Me: *Slyly walks out the door, once it closes, I scream/grunt at the top of my lungs because it hurts like a mother*
Yep, my finger definitely was a swollen mess, it turned black/purple under the nail, and the blot clots were more prominent. I felt like ET because my finger was pulsating all night.
Scene 2 (the next morning):
Me: omg look at my finger, it's worst
N: *smacks it*
Me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
N: I forgot it hurt! I thought you were just pointing at me and we were playing a game!
Scene 3:
Opening a window because my toast is burning, somehow pinched the finger pad of the index finger on my RIGHT hand.
Now my other index finger is also swollen and has a disgusting huge black blood clot.
Scene 1:
Walked into a patient's room. The doors at my hospital are HEAVY, like lead door heavy. The entire door smashed my left hand's index finger and instantly a million blot clots appeared on my finger.
Me: Sorry, I'll be right back
Parent: Ok
Me: *Slyly walks out the door, once it closes, I scream/grunt at the top of my lungs because it hurts like a mother*
Yep, my finger definitely was a swollen mess, it turned black/purple under the nail, and the blot clots were more prominent. I felt like ET because my finger was pulsating all night.
Scene 2 (the next morning):
Me: omg look at my finger, it's worst
N: *smacks it*
Me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
N: I forgot it hurt! I thought you were just pointing at me and we were playing a game!
Scene 3:
Opening a window because my toast is burning, somehow pinched the finger pad of the index finger on my RIGHT hand.
Now my other index finger is also swollen and has a disgusting huge black blood clot.
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